popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn
the best thing about being anorexic and an alcoholic is that you get more drunk when your stomache is empty. win win!
then proceeded to call me skeletor. i took it rather complementary =]
It’s encouraged. Expected. Desired!
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
oh my god i dont have a gag reflex
update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills
update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat