popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn
the best thing about being anorexic and an alcoholic is that you get more drunk when your stomache is empty. win win!
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then proceeded to call me skeletor. i took it rather complementary =]
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Okay?!
It’s encouraged. Expected. Desired!
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did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
oh my god i dont have a gag reflex
update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills
update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat
bahahahaha!
